Random Facts Of The Day: Stupid Laws #5-10

Posted: August 25, 2010 in Random, Random Facts Of The Day

Yesterday I posted with some stupid laws that were once in place in the UK. Today’s stupid laws are yet again from the UK.

Stupid law #5 – Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the narrow end would be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks. This law was enacted by Edward VI.

Stupid law #6 – It is unlawful to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks. Another stupid law enacted by Edward VI

Stupid law #7 – Any boy under the age of ten may not see a naked mannequin.

Stupid law #8 – A licence is required to keep a lunatic.

Stupid law #9 – it is an act of treason to place a stamp that bears the queen upside down.

Stupid law #10 – It is legal for a pregnant woman to relieve herself anywhere including in a policeman’s helmet.

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Comments
  1. Patmos Pete says:

    The third message from heaven…

    If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

  2. Pete, once again you come on here and post nonsensical rubbish. What exactly is the above supposed to mean? The message didn’t come from heaven. Unless they have the internet now in heaven and are able to comment on blogs.

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